THE DAY I STOPPED FALLING FOR JERKS by Max Monroe ~Review & Excerpt~
Everyone calls me Lucky, but when it comes to love, I’m anything but.
The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks, the first in the fun and flirty Jerk Duet from New York Times bestselling author Max Monroe is available NOW!
One of the BEST reads of the year!
Told via a podcast ( a brilliant idea and will make this a hit on Audible) The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks is sheer book perfection in my eyes. All the right ingredients for my favorite kind of read. Funny, snarky, sexy, fast-paced, and filled with real emotions.
Lucky Wright is very unlucky when it comes to love. She works as a writer for an online magazine, not un-similar to Buzzfeed. Lucky tells us all about her work consisting of two writing jobs. One, a three month trip following a surf competition and covering it via the eyes of a novice. Second, Lucky has decided to review and recount her past dating mistakes by writing letters to all her ex-boyfriends. It turns out to be a great way to figure out her past dating mistakes as well as understand why things turned out the way that they did with each.
Along with this amazing discovery in self-assessment, Lucky is trying very hard not to fall for a new jerk… this is where things get complicated.
The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks is book one of a duet written by Max Monroe. It’s my first read by this author and it certainly won't be my last. I love the writing style, humor, and heart of The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks. I simply can not wait for more! (Book #2 coming October 25th)
~Tanja
Keep reading for an excerpt!
One of the BEST reads of the year!
Told via a podcast ( a brilliant idea and will make this a hit on Audible) The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks is sheer book perfection in my eyes. All the right ingredients for my favorite kind of read. Funny, snarky, sexy, fast-paced, and filled with real emotions.
Lucky Wright is very unlucky when it comes to love. She works as a writer for an online magazine, not un-similar to Buzzfeed. Lucky tells us all about her work consisting of two writing jobs. One, a three month trip following a surf competition and covering it via the eyes of a novice. Second, Lucky has decided to review and recount her past dating mistakes by writing letters to all her ex-boyfriends. It turns out to be a great way to figure out her past dating mistakes as well as understand why things turned out the way that they did with each.
Along with this amazing discovery in self-assessment, Lucky is trying very hard not to fall for a new jerk… this is where things get complicated.
The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks is book one of a duet written by Max Monroe. It’s my first read by this author and it certainly won't be my last. I love the writing style, humor, and heart of The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks. I simply can not wait for more! (Book #2 coming October 25th)
~Tanja
Keep reading for an excerpt!
I have a long history of dating the wrong men.
You know the ones I’m talking about.
The beautiful, charming guys who are quite literally too good to be true.
The ones who are impulsive in love and prefer short flings over long-term relationships.
I’m talking about the jerks.
The guys who taste so good, but are so very bad.
After going through the most ridiculous breakup in the history of breakups, I thought I’d learned my lesson. I officially put myself into jerk rehab and committed to changing my ways.
But, let’s be real here, love is never that easy.
Especially when an arrogant, charming, he-devil of a sexy alpha man gets involved.
Aussie accent.
Tanned skin.
Muscular, surfer bod.
Gorgeous brown eyes.
And the kind of sexy smile that brings women to their knees.
Oh, did I mention that he’s also my best friend’s brother?
Yeah. This story, my story, it’s a real doozy you guys.
The day I stopped falling for jerks, I met Oliver Arsen—the biggest jerk of all.
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Excerpt:
The Day I Stopped Falling for Jerks podcast Episode 1:
“Is this thing on?” Hi, everyone. I’d like to welcome you to episode one of my very first podcast. [quiet, hesitant laugh] I’m a little nervous, so please bear with me as I try to figure out how to podcast. See, I’m more a writer of words than a podcaster of words, but what I’m about to tell you is honestly too damn big to fit into one of my columns. Way too big. It’s a real doozy, guys, but I have to get it out. And I’m hoping, once I finish recording this—since my boss says I might start feeling symptomatic of, say, poisoning, if I ruin this new venture—I’ll actually be able to upload it to Scoop’s website. Apparently, I’m told, podcasting is the wave of the future, and if we—meaning Scoop—don’t get our foot in the door first, we—meaning I—might as well find another room. Room meaning office. I’m pretty sure she’ll fire me, okay? Still, I figure pouring my guts out to a bunch of strangers has to be at least close to therapeutic, so consider my fingers and toes crossed that my technical inability doesn’t mean it’s for nothing. [mumble from producer] Oh, good. I’m told the uploading portion of this podcast will be taken care of by someone else. Smart move, guys. [laughs again] Okay, so where do I even begin? [long, audible sigh] Well, I guess my love life would be a good start, huh? I mean, it’s the whole reason I’m here, ready to pour my heart out to you. The past. The present. The future, as I’ve sworn and promised it to myself. They’re all kind of a hot mess, but it’s really the chaos I’ve gotten myself into this time that made me decide to take action. Think of a woman trying to stand up in a hammock during an earthquake, and then throw in a writhing pit of cobras dancing below it for good measure. Add in the task of juggling several oddly shaped objects and a horrible lack of hand-eye coordination, and you might have some idea of what I look like while trying to navigate lust, like, and love. Relationships, dating, finding love…God, you guys, it is so hard. I envy those people who manage to find the love of their lives on a first date or—even more mind-blowing—a chance encounter a la love-at-first-sight that blossoms into a long-term courtship. Like, how in the hell does that even happen? It feels like some trippy, magical unicorn kind of stuff or, worse yet, an evil consecration for those with a special, dark gift. And I’m not exactly comfortable exploring how many pagan gods I’d have to promise ill-willed deeds to in order to experience the easy road to love. Heck, even the hard road. As long as it didn’t end in disaster, I’d be ahead of where I am now—where I always seem to be. See, I’ve been a serial dater, a constant cultivator of bad relationships, for as long as I can remember. Even my kindergarten boyfriend, Kenny, is a prime example of what I’ve come to know as normal. He was a swoony little guy, even at the ripe age of nearly six, and I was a naïve five-year-old, hungry for pure love. We were happy for about a day and a half, but when another skirt-wielder, Amber Carter, ran by, the apparent love of his life—Kenny’s description of me—wasn’t the only twinkle in his mossy green eyes anymore. One push off the monkey bars, and my first official relationship promptly ended in what would be one of many breakups for me. Think of all the very worst guys to date—the players, the weirdos, the clingy momma’s boys, and the jerks…good God, picture the jerks. Do you have those men in your head? Well, I, Luciana “Lucky” Wright, have dated them all. It might sound like an exaggeration, but it’s not. I’ve been there, done that, written the book, and filmed the Lifetime movie. And all those good-for-nothing men left me with were weeks filled with Netflix binges fueled by ice cream and the same question rolling through my mind—Where are all the good men? You know, the men who are actually worthy of us. The men who know what they want and have good intentions to boot. The ones who know how to truly love a woman, one woman, for the rest of their lives. Are they underground somewhere? In one of those highly discriminatory bunkers from the movie Deep Impact, perhaps? Do I actually have to discover the meaning of life to get the password? I honestly don’t know. But I believe, in order for you to truly understand my frustration, I need to show you the final straw in my never-ending cycle of dating jerks. The moment that made me say “Sayonara, Jerks!” and write them off for good. It’s going to feel like some serious Romeo and Juliet kind of stuff, but I can tell you, a Shakespearean love story it is not. Keep listening. You’ll see.
About Max Monroe
A secret duo of romance authors team up under the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling pseudonym Max Monroe to bring you sexy, laugh-out-loud reads. Max Monroe is the New York Times and USA Today Bestselling author of more than ten contemporary romance titles. Favorite writing partners and long time friends, Max and Monroe strive to live and write all the fun, sexy swoon so often missing from their Facebook newsfeed. Sarcastic by nature, their two writing souls feel like they’ve found their other half. This is their most favorite adventure thus far.
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