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The Virgin Romance Novelist
Title: The Virgin Romance Novelist
Author: Meghan Quinn
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Designer: Meghan Quinn
Release Date: April 2nd, 2015
Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
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OMG... this book was hysterical. Just laugh out loud funny! There were a few scenes that had me laughing so hard I was crying and snorting. Yep, best romantic comedy I've read in a loooooong time. But, at the same time there was this endearing relationship between two best friends that pulled on my heartstrings... :) Just loved it...
This book is definitely going straight onto my favorites shelf. I want this book on the big screen... it would make a great movie.
I don't want to say anything about the plot because the book is just more fun if you don't know anything going into it but here a few things I learned:
Always read the instructions before using any type of vibrator...
Sumo wrestling will now always make me giggle...
Bananas have multiple instructional uses... especially when paired with giant grapefruits...
It is never wise to over-use baby powder... seriously... go easy on that stuff...
Hairy balls... ummmmm... no, just no!
Flatulence is not always well timed...
It's not a good idea to have too close of a relationship with your pet...
And most of all....
Cats are evil... and smarter than the average human... :)
Buy it! Read it! You won't regret the experience... highly recommend to Romantic Humor fans!
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